Ranting in ....3...2...1

ok so i havent said anything in almost a month so this is going to be long, long, long. it is also going to be full of typos coz i so dont feel like checking anything. this week has been eventful, found out some ppl think of my dept as the dungeon and are also unfortunate enough to be stuck in it. i mean seriuosly its only the boss tht you allow to make you miserable, coz there isnt anyone else to bother you. so dont take things so seriously, i mean please let me live in the office, and by live i mean live and peacefully coexist. coz living is wht ihave been doing lately, in the office that is. two nights in a row i have come back at 10 pm. imagine staring at excel worksheets from 9am to 10 pm. arghhhhhhhhhhh. and its not just me , no one bloody leaves the office to go home.
went to the Bahri bar in mina salam today with the boss, her treat, and had a fab 1 and a half hr. the place was great adn the music was fantastic.
my latest music obsessions are iris-goo goo dolls, big yellow taxi-counting crows, cant fight the moonlight-leann rimes
girly i know, coz i am one
so what more, except work, oh yeah, o's college masla solved will inshallah be seeing him off to malaysia in june :) but we will all miss him, alot! found out that the bloody, graduation gown, which we have to buy, cost bloody aed 275, for something which will rot for life in the closet. wht the f**k! cant we atleast pretend to be in a normal college where students go and not the likes of paris hilton, tht combined with the ball dress, shoes and haircut will result in the most expensive night in my life. and i am sure in two years time i will have to paying double the cost. seriously the academy motto should be join now for a career at the top so you can paying back your debts. so whts more, yup just got a msg from the other O, who is leaving for Jordan. have a good time man and keep me updated.
thts it i guess so when i next get the urge to vent it will all be here.
listening to: we are the champions-queen
reading: little women-pathetic, i know, but ive got no choice!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

EVIL, EVIL, EVIL BLOGGER

OH MY GOD!! SERIOUSLY!! am i dumb or just misdirected that i wanted to make a new blog template from scratch. not only was i so not able to do that coz i wanted it to look like a design student had done it but i wasnt even able to edit my current template. so with deep remorse, regret and a severe and now throbbing back ache as well as stomach ache developed from not eating dinner till now, i now officially GIVE UP.
i do such moronic things sometimes. and the above the the simplest example. who am i to change something when it doesnot want to be changed. how can i when it is not bloody meant to be. i so wanted to do a nice template but seriously the help websites need to be translated for me. maana i am not a computer geek but i am not a complete dodo either. but in this instance i so compltely proved my self wrong.
on top of it all i so not want to go to work tomorrow. i just bloody dont. so there.
getting back to the template rants, i made out the whole format to edit my links and to add my fav sites but it seems blogger has edited those parts out so now i cant do that either. dont ask me how or why i would believe a soft ware to be against me but i swear it is. or i just cant see anything now.
on a happier note, yes happier i spoke to everyone today and even got visited. jab bhi allah deta hai to chapad phad kai. agar thoda thoda deeday to i guess i would be more satisfied but even so thank you god. it was like suddenly my prayers were answered.
Anju babe, here are some blogs you might enjoy reading coz i read them everyday. have to put them in this way instead of the nice list i had created. sighhhhhh.... a tear falling slowly (not literally though, im still the cold bitch), so here goes sobia- she is the chick with the punju mil, bee amma -whose shituation you will identify with, rehtwo-who i started reading today but the title is fantastico, diligent candy-what can i say, ghazal's-my friend in pak, and finally osama's and omar's who i do enjoy reading when they POST!!
i think this is more than enough coz if i keep on going and i can i will be waken up by my boos in the morning-just like today.
and please put in a comment if you are reading, anyone can not just bloggers, coz id like to know who reads my rubbish.
sleepy time..bye

completely hopeless and clueless

i am so wishing changing a template was as easy as excel. have been working on it so much nowadays am sick of it and by it i mean excel. i tried to change the blog using sobia's advice here but it doesnt seem to be working. i have just left it at the first step having been able to change the back ground but not the columns and now it is left at the first step which was to change the template to minima black. not only tht for for some WIERD ASS reason my index is stuck at the bottom of the page. ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! just now discovered by inability to type "the" keep writing "teh" for some reason. anyhoo my back is now broken, wishing i was at home so some one could give me a massage but no two more days. until then cribby me!!
must sleep now coz i have to wake up at 7:15 tomorrow so that i can keep snoozing the mobile for 45-50 mins until i know that i dont wake up then i will have to walk to work in the bloody heat. great motivation eh...!! just posting now no time or motivation to splee chack, me lard forgive me.
hehehehehhe
completely delusional..................

Hmmmmm.

a truly accurate picture of the world we live in.

1 day left...and then back to the grind

so now thts its coming to an end i wish i could extend my lazy days, the days which start with my mother's voice telling me is high time to get up and then switching on the tv in bed to watch yet another rerun of the Gilmore Girls. now its just tomorrow after which i will head of to my first day as a corporate intern. and with it i will fly away from the nest for two months and am taking enough stuff with me to suffice for a year. but thts me. it also means that now i will miss home like crazy and will go to bed on an empty stomach just cause i dont feel like food and not cause there's nothing to eat cause where food is concerned there is always plenty. mama makes sure of tht. continuously.
hopefully work will be satisfactory and they will treat me like a normal human being, able enough to carry out small tasks adequately and independently and not like some imbecile who just stepped out of kindergarten!

DEAN'S LIST!!!!!

YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!! HURRAAYYYYYYYY!!! although i got my result a couple of days back did not get the chance to post it. am so happy. i thought all my exams went crappy but actually my gpa went up a tiny, little bit. even though i am estatic! cause this means three semesters in a row on the list i.e. three out of the four taken so far. gpa attained 3.39 for the semester and cumulative 3.35.
YES,YES,YES..!!!

And boredom sets in...

unbelieveably its only been a week since i got done from college and already i feel like it has been ages. i am so incredibly bored!! its too hot to do anything, cant go anywhere in the afternoon unless i want to end up smelling like a dead racoon, sick of tv coz there's never anything on, read every book in the house more times than i care to mention, watched parts of desparate housewives season 2, AGAIN! watched most of the dvd's again. any one got any ideas??
six days and counting to start of internship...

Finished, done, over….hello LIFE!!

i am finally done with my exams the last having finished 6 hours and twenty minutes before. i am so relieved!! not only did my exams finish but with them my second last semester. now just eight months more and i will be a graduate. Scary yet exciting all the same. i will finally be earning something rather than just paying.
hello vacations, life and all that comes with it i.e. movies, books-fiction of course, and long, lazy summer afternoons spent doing absolutely nothing and not to forget shopping in the summer sales!!
here's to fun!!!!! and freedom!! :)

Stats and the flu

its not fair!!!
that i get the flu two days before i finish exams
that i have to choose between medicine or studying
that i have to study stats and organizational behaviour in a row
that i have to stay on the dean's list
that the whole world gets to doze during all hours of the day while i cant do it for another two days
and that try as i might i cant seem to study anything
11 hrs and counting till t-time i.e stats exam

good luck to me:( and to getting even a b on this exam!! :[

Proud to be a DESI!!!

I got this message as an email. it lists the qualities of "desi's". Read and decide for yourself!!

• When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
• There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
• You make tea in a saucepan.
• You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
• You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
• You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
• Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
• You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
• You hide everything from your parents.
• Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
• You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
• Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
• Everyone is a family friend.
• Everyone always called you for help on homework.
• You study law, medicine or engineering at university.
• You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead.
• You know no one who has studied music.
• You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
• You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
• Your best friend got married at the age of 18.
• You like the meat well done.
• You eat onions with everything.
• You use chili sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
• You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
• You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them.
• You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
• You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
• You secure your baggage with a rope.
• You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
• You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.
• You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
• You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
• Your Dad drives a Nissan.
• You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.
• You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.
• When you were little you always wondered why your English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning.
• To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.
• Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.
• You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku.
  Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter).
• Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds.
• Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day.
• Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
• At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan".
• No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
• Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/ engineer.
• You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan".

FBISE we showed ya!!!!

My sister's results came out the 28th of june. she had appeared for her grade 10 board exam and she came out with an 83%!!!!! tht was an extremenly pleasant surprize. i have not known any one normal to get that kind of marks and she did. and by normal i mean people who live their lives, watch tv, read, listen to music and waste a bit of time too rather than just studying compulsively all year long. i was so proud, msging everyone i could think of and am still telling every one, i havent told yet, about it.
bloody amazing!!!!!