The absolute truth!

** By the way this isnt the truth, its a joke :)

The world is full of pinheads..

and im completely surrounded by them!

ive had more than my share of idiots for the year please Allah mian keep the rest far far away from me lest i completely lose it! Ameen.

What happens to Ashok in the strip is what will happen to me very soon... ill go completely ballistic over some unknown person and have a total meltdown!

The joys of internet!

when down in the dumps watch love actually or something similar :) its even better when you get a copy on the internet =D

a nice throughly romantic movie has the power to make me feel so warm and fuzzy! its like everything is right with the world once more =D especially one overflowing with cute guys *drool* i really dont care what hugh grant likes to do in his free time, i still think he is bloody cute. i really wanna go see music and lyrics *hint* coz ive heard its amazing and i really dont wanna go alone , did that once was not fun *double triple hint!* just incase you missed the others ray ;)

coming back to reality...work is fine, if a bit overwhelming at times, driving is shit; my ex-instructor is/was trampling on my nerves and messing with my head and common sense :( and hence she is now the ex! have asked for some else now, a guy preferably lets see how that works out. discovered the most delish perfume today, its Hermes, Eau de Merveilles, its surprizingly within budget so im thinking of getting myself a bottle or maybe ill get mum one instead of me. its about time i started spoiling her a bit rather than buying stuff for myself!

the weekend starts in two days, cannot wait.

L I F E

im sleepy. but then whats new about tht?? either im pissed, sleepy or just fed up. why am i not happy?? ive been going out constantly (moving out has its benefits), laughing incessantly courtesy ray, a and Qob. its like something is missing! i have a really good job, but im not happy. i used to look forward to moving out, escaping, even when i had nothing to escape from, and now that im here...im not happy, i hate saturdays, i dont want to come back here! yet i do. im not happy, im not satisfied, yet i should be so very thankful to Allah mian, for everything coz everything makes sense, everything is in place. except me. im in limbo. and i dont like it. i was the cocky one. i knew exactly what i wanted, when i wanted and how I was going to get it. now i no longer want those things. i want stuff i shunned, pushed away, looked the other way, fought against, never accepted, cried so many tears because of, i looked down upon...and now i want them. and i cant have them! i want music, laughter, faith, i want to be surrounded by people, enveloped in noise, and smiles and warm smells and lots of love. all i am surrounded by now...is a tv and an empty cold room; hollow and quiet.

i made the bed and now i must lie in it.

Beyonce feat Shakira - Beautiful Liar

i blame ray for getting me hooked on to this!

What to do when you have a cold

1. Shoot yourself!
2. Shout not again, and then shoot yourself
3. take it like a woman and deal with it
4. blow your nose like a trumpet so that everyone hears, gets to know you are sick, and gets grossed out!

right now im going with number 4 and finishing boxes upon boxes of tissue paper.

if any one know of a magic cure to this, please let me know so that i can stop driving my collegues insane :) in all fairness i cant be expected to run to the ladies room whenever i have to blow my nose coz thts every three minutes ;)

Happy Birthday Sunshine!!

today the littleist one in the family turns 18!! happy birthday my darling!! Have a great day today and enjoy this year =D

Stop worrying about high school politics and board marks! when they couldnt bring me, the stupidist child in the family down, they can do you no harm! so smile, let them be. just be who you are. you know we love you for you not for how many 90%s you score.

happy birthday little sister, enjoy these years for very soon you wont be a teenager any more and life will have lost its innocence, its charm, its carefree nature. very soon newton's third law will apply to all situations and you will feel too much perfection is demanded of you.

enjoy it while it lasts =D

lots of kisses

love

Apa

dekho barish ho rahi hai...

its raining, its raining, its raining!! (its a song and really funny coz of the way its sung :P)

it rained quite a bit today. as usual i didnt have the camera with me :( got back around nine, went for a run and in the middle, it started to rain really hard. it was so beautiful, absolutely quiet, no one around, music and rain =D i wish tht would be the case everyday!

saw namaste london on youtube. was okay, the end wasnt included in the last clip :( but he gets the girl definately coz its a hindi movie, right :)

went out with ray and qob today, good times :) have my second driving class tomorrow.

will write more later, lots of stuff has happened, but no energy to write...

off to bed with me :)

seven wierd things about moi

i got tagged by abcd law (thank god!!) i stopped at five and then remembered two more :P

1. i have full fleged imaginary conversations with real but unknown people, meaning they exist i just havent met them, ever. all in my head, can entertain myself for hours like this and they are probably more interesting than real conversations.
2. i have a thing for haircuts. ive got everything i wanted to try done, thankfully mum is patient enough to put up with it! ive had everything from a fringe to a flick to a mushroom cut (really long hair chopped off so short my neck was visible, which i also got shaved so it looked like a proper boy's mushroom cut)
3. my ideal man is clark gable as rhett butler.
4. every one ive ever had a crush on has turned out to be a complete asshole! thankfully the crush was based purely on looks which turned to dust as soon as i heard their stupid ass convos.
5. allah mian installed a wierd magnet in me before sending me here. i swear to god each and every wierdo i ever meet or even just pass by on the way to class, is somehow attracted to me. they stare like no tomorrow but never speak. and these are not shy indo-pak guys. these are bloody europeans. i mean if you can stare surely you can stay hello. atleast it will be less repulsive :(
6. nobody believes that im a pakistani. even the starbucks guy asked and did not believe the answer! why!!?? just coz im on the fairer side and can speak angreezan di zaban (english) just because all you ignorant bastards believe all pakistanis are pathan taxi drivers doesnt mean we all are! get a life and an encyclopedia while you're at it!
7. i am only funny when im being sarcastic/ bitchy. in a normal circumstance i can kill a joke more effectively than raid kills roaches. its that sad.

i'm quite sure i wont be on anyone's bloglist from tomorrow, but thts who i am. one big fruitcake :)

i tag alta(get off your lazy and start writing), ustani, km and ze queen of babble.

my peculiar aristrocratic title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Viscountess Tfl the Unique of Pease Pottage Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

chalo atleast i'm a viscountess :) the rest be damned ;)

arey wah, just tried the whole thing, this is what i got

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Empress The Friendly Lion the Sonorous of Chignall Duntisbourne Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title