Monday, April 09, 2007

What to do when you have a cold

1. Shoot yourself!
2. Shout not again, and then shoot yourself
3. take it like a woman and deal with it
4. blow your nose like a trumpet so that everyone hears, gets to know you are sick, and gets grossed out!

right now im going with number 4 and finishing boxes upon boxes of tissue paper.

if any one know of a magic cure to this, please let me know so that i can stop driving my collegues insane :) in all fairness i cant be expected to run to the ladies room whenever i have to blow my nose coz thts every three minutes ;)


8 comments:

ghazal pirzada said...

adrak ki chaiy.
joshanda!!!
REST!

hahahha pick any one!

Recovering D said...

Aww, I'm (e-mailing) LOTS of citrus juices and chicken soup your way! Hope you feel better soon!

En said...

Chicken soup! Trust me this works!! Hope you get well soon!!

Destitute Rebel said...

Colds are the worst, I hate them and used to get them a lot, have lots of soup and hope you get better soon.

Bee Amma said...

karshi ka johar joshandaaa actually does it for me! But i have to drink it and fall asleep!
Also apparently if you feel you are about to get a cold....start taking echinacea tablets (some herbal stuff) People swear by it!

jummy bear said...

stick to #4. this way you get to gross out everyone without continuously thinking of new innovative ways to do so. if you get lucky your boss might even ask you to do him a favor and leave. if you manage this one, you a) get to go home and watch movies and; b) don't have to worry about him giving you guilt for calling in sick.

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hope you don't get well too soon. after all having people help you out of sympathy/blackmail is never enough :)

xoxo

jummy bear said...

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oopsie! i'm sure you didnt notice the typo coz you were sneezing :P

The friendly lion said...

thanks everyone! im feeing much better now, only the sniffles remain :)

@ Bee amma: i might try the echinacea tablets! sounds interesting :)

@jummy: oh i wish :( couldnt take even a single day off! and boss wasnt in town so couldnt convince her i need to be at home, having a ball rather than being stuck at work!